| Buford, Hoppie and CHARLIE the baaaaadddd boys |
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A: What is your job on the farm?
Buford: I am an attack sheep, a little
known variety. I ward off goats and
Labradors by butting them solidly with
my head.
A: Really, I thought I bought mini
babydoll Southdown sheep.
Buford: Tough luck on you.
A: Hmmmm. What about you Hoppie?
Hoppie: Whatever Buford says.
A: Charlie?
Charlie: I make sure to graze the
pastures thoroughly. You may think I
am enormously fat, but it's all my wool.
I swear it. I share grain with the
horses. Supposedly, horse grain kills us,
but so far so good. I sleep in the cool
woods when its hot. Sometimes I lay in
a tall patch of grass and eat the grass
around me. It's a full time job, but I
take my work seriously.
A: Its a tough life being a sheep.
Charlie: Well spoken.
Buford: I am an attack sheep, a little
known variety. I ward off goats and
Labradors by butting them solidly with
my head.
A: Really, I thought I bought mini
babydoll Southdown sheep.
Buford: Tough luck on you.
A: Hmmmm. What about you Hoppie?
Hoppie: Whatever Buford says.
A: Charlie?
Charlie: I make sure to graze the
pastures thoroughly. You may think I
am enormously fat, but it's all my wool.
I swear it. I share grain with the
horses. Supposedly, horse grain kills us,
but so far so good. I sleep in the cool
woods when its hot. Sometimes I lay in
a tall patch of grass and eat the grass
around me. It's a full time job, but I
take my work seriously.
A: Its a tough life being a sheep.
Charlie: Well spoken.