The Goats Milkshake, Thorne, &Gizmo
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Interview with the goats:
A: What is your job on the farm?
Milkshake: I'll speak for all of us. Thorn and Gizmo don't consort with humans. We're
basically the incarnation of naughtiness - Loki, Anansi, Coyote rolled into one. Heh, heh.
Remember the time we turned the gator on and drove it through the fence? That was
rad!!
A: I don't understand how that constitutes a job?
Milkshake: Heh, heh, look at you using all those big words like "constitutes!" Hehe, heh.
All places need a little Cain to be raised. That's us!
A: Well, you certainly are good at raising Dale's blood pressure.
Milkshake: Ahhhh, that dude takes life way too seriously. Chill out man. Life's too short
and all that stuff.
A: Well, thanks Milkshake, I think that says it all.
Milkshake: Like, no problem, anytime. Where's the gator parked anyway?
RIP Cheesetoast