The Goats
Milkshake, Thorne,
&Gizmo
Interview with the goats:
A: What is your job on the farm?
Milkshake:  I'll speak for all of us.  Thorn and Gizmo don't consort with humans.  We're
basically the incarnation of naughtiness - Loki, Anansi, Coyote rolled into one.  Heh, heh.  
Remember the time we turned the gator on and drove it through the fence?  That was
rad!!
A: I don't understand how that constitutes a job?
Milkshake: Heh, heh, look at you using all those big words like "constitutes!"  Hehe, heh.  
All places need a little Cain to be raised.  That's us!
A: Well, you certainly are good at raising Dale's blood pressure.
Milkshake: Ahhhh, that dude takes life way too seriously.  Chill out man.  Life's too short
and all that stuff.
A: Well, thanks Milkshake, I think that says it all.
Milkshake: Like, no problem, anytime.  Where's the gator parked anyway?
RIP Cheesetoast